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Thứ Năm, 3 tháng 10, 2013

LEYKIS 101 - (link poem)

They’re a black horse
She’s Hoss
He’s biting at a bit while lost, dragging the wagon
She’s a sitting pretty boss but standing, a fist with a kiss
Digging for Goldilocks’ rocks,
Cross that she rules through woes
Because her flesh is tender and can easily bruise
They see their entitlement, not as a misuse,
But as vengeance.
They want to drink alcohol until four,
Play Xbox with their boyz,
Watch all of the sports and WrestleMania.
They’re all into action flicks
And have Magnum dicks
And they are under no obligation to hold the door anymore…
Children aren't raised, they’re kidnapped.
They’re pawns in a system that just goes on & on.
But she’s the one dancing with ties tied to her arms.
She’s the one the serpent charmed.
Chained to your side, with a strange face for love.
Richard Ramirez as ‘Night Stalker’ but that’s not him,
He’s just a bad-ass motherfucker
That would chop her up and eat her up if he could.
Because she looks that good.
But don’t expect him home for dinner.
He’s too busy torturing a neighbor girl with paint thinner.        

Thứ Sáu, 10 tháng 5, 2013

Porn Links - (link poem)

Suppose, supposedly, if it were up to me the porn category would read differently:

Big Dick
Huge Dick
Wide Shoulders
Big Hands
Athletic Legs
Dangling Balls
Tight Balls
Balding
Bald
Hairy Balls
Hairy Back
Chin Straps
Sideburns
In Shape
The 500
Young
Shooting Ropes
Cumming From Blowjobs (just the cumming part)
Rope Masturbation
Giant Dick Masturbation
Choads
Veins
Tattoos
Needle Dicks
Scarred

...And of course, then there'd be:    

Giant Girth Cock
Brown Eyes
Green Eyes
Hazel Eyes
Platinum Blonde
Dishwater Blonde
Brunette
Light Ginger
Freckles
Tan
Latino
White Dudes
European
Greek
Irish
Scottish
British
Australian
French
Spanish
Argentinian
Cute
Sexy
Handsome
Mysterious
Cowboy
Star Trek
Captain Kirk
Captain Picard
Fathers
My Husband
Scientists
Writers
Firemen
Cops
Bodybuilders
Man of Honor
Grey Fox
Silver Fox
White Fox

Sure my list didn’t rhyme, but still suits me fine and now it’s time to misuse bandwidth.    

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