That’s the way love goes,
nasty boy
but what have you done for me lately?
Call ya’ Neil Armstrong with the way you get me spacey.
I’m twirling in the purple rain and it tastes like grape Nerds,
Skimming through the names, all the blurbs are words.
In the latter days, boys on the ladder had ways
Of making you consider pleasures
From candlelight to scissors.
But now the pandemic is epidemic and not even the panopticon can see me through.
The Veronicas covered The Scorpions,
The Simpsons became The Sopranos,
Everywhere I go, gotta be on the lookout for
Dropping pianoes.
I could blame it on Dingoes but there was no baby to consume,
Guess it was just at an early age I heard
The call of the loon.
And then he walks in from the other room…