The ER Almighty Inside The Sun

Hope you get Hashimoto 

in your big toe 

and that it go to each elbow, 

quickening real slow.

I'm a rebel, 

real con moto, 

took a photo 

of Toto 

while you were off eating Total 

& cavorted with your koto.

Tell Dorthy, 

"Oh, no, we're going to Kyoto!  

There's too many yokel locals rubbing elbows with loco hobos

just going pogo."

Go-to poco?

Lemme get on a knee, 

this zephyr is just a breeze, 

I'll take you--plus two--to Kokanee.  

Really real, it's a disease so

let's go to Poughkeepsie, 

we can sip Pepsi 

with gypsies

who lick batteries

while they inject krokodil 

into their arteries.   

Mama warned of proctologists 

(said they were dangerous)

said apples were good for me.

But Eve would disagree.  

fick dich

If I had a heart-attack,

would ya holla, "Hypercondriac!"? 

Would ya even have my back,

giving me The Heimlich?

I can't help but flinch

that you glitch at my itch--itch--itchy skin,

where do I begin?

We're leading double sin!

Just like the finish line

that did not win,

I can't help but grin,

since he just can't keep trim.

Yet his dimensions are pretty thin.