The ER Almighty Inside The Sun

Hope you get Hashimoto 

in your big toe 

and that it go to each elbow, 

quickening real slow.

I'm a rebel, 

real con moto, 

took a photo 

of Toto 

while you were off eating Total 

& cavorted with your koto.

Tell Dorthy, 

"Oh, no, we're going to Kyoto!  

There's too many yokel locals rubbing elbows with loco hobos

just going pogo."

Go-to poco?

Lemme get on a knee, 

this zephyr is just a breeze, 

I'll take you--plus two--to Kokanee.  

Really real, it's a disease so

let's go to Poughkeepsie, 

we can sip Pepsi 

with gypsies

who lick batteries

while they inject krokodil 

into their arteries.   

Mama warned of proctologists 

(said they were dangerous)

said apples were good for me.

But Eve would disagree.