The Big Turkey - (poem)

The best of the worst,
thickly or thinly,
in last you're first,
gruesome grimly,
grimy & slimy,
lackluster shiny
I finally
state so blatantly,
             so calmly_____


     She'd go to a funeral, but not a wedding.
I'm an Impact, she's more of a Wing-Ding.
     She all Sing Sing, I'm all bling-bling,
I'm a Ring Ding, she a Ding Dong.
     I'm Koko, she's just King Kong.

But hey, we might be, a double wrong...

Nawh!--we rightly don't get along.