Toys 'R Us Kid - (extremely short poem)

I don't want to go to work,

I'm a Toys 'R Us kid,

there's a million other people

I'd rather be with,

There's books to be read, games to be played, stuff to be writ...

I don't want to go to work

because, boy, if I did...

...I wouldn't be a Toys 'R Us kid.