You'll Lose A Good Thing

Google is God and gives me too much to do,
but when I feel like screwing off at work,
I Google Images of unusual phrases & places
just to see what their server's will serve.
And I've learned much since the advent
of invent
my eureka moments have no beakers

or breaks
my Google calendar has no dates
numbering my timeline
merely to
hurry up to wait;
waiting on waiters
like it was my turn to serve
and you'll swerve

on my curve.

Swear that person ya hit was just a Big Bird 

not hearing The Word

or the truth,

like me being uncouth 

    was mere proof 

           that we can't be aloof 

                for much longer

I can't do you no wronger then you've already been wronged.  

    I be the hat

         you be the beam

              that glue be crazy and youse is too steamed

                     ain't nothing stronger than this bond.

Even if you isn't thee only fish in this pond.

But if you keep the cotton in yer ears,

ya'll never hear this nightingale sing...

   and if ya lose me;

                                            you'll lose a good thing.